How do i turn into a strawberry?

It would be so cool. Aww come on u know u like strawberries.
How do i turn into a strawberry?
Dye your hair green, shave your skin and roll in a bunch of poppy seeds
Reply:No, one can turn into a strawberry.
Reply:hahaha are you serious. if i became a strawberry i would want to be dipped in chocolate first so i would taset good. but i would try eating the strawberry and dont poop for a week and see what happens.
Reply:i think if u eat alot of them u will become one...just be careful cuz u mite get eaten!
Reply:Eat ton of strawberrys......
Reply:Then your mate would be a banana...ha
Reply:Take a lot of LSD......(or was that a carrot?)
Reply:you have to wish very hard and concentrate. I didn't concentrate when I was wishing and now I have to spend the rest of my life as a grapefruit. A grapefruit of all things.
Reply:paint urself red... duhh
Reply:lol! think like one, and be like one and believe you are one!
Reply:I don't know but I would like to be a strawberry too