How much is it to get a Strawberry Shortcake tattoo removed from my butt?

OK, ha ha, the Giants won. I got the tattoo. I'm sick of it, and my girlfriend can't have sex with me anymore without laughing hysterically. I'm feeling inadequate. Joke's over.
How much is it to get a Strawberry Shortcake tattoo removed from my butt?
ROFLOL 'hysterically'
Reply:There are different methods of tattoo removal, Surgical excision, Dermabrasion, and Laser. (Excision, basically being cutting the tattooed skin out, Dermabrasion- "sanding" it off, and laser... burning it off... more or less.) I'm going to assume that you mean Laser removal, as it's the most commonly used method of tattoo removal.



Laser tattoo removal can cost 150-500 dollars... per visit. Laser tattoo removal takes time, and it will take 5-10 visits, variables in cost include the doctor, the procedure used to remove the tattoo, and the size of the tattoo itself. Total costs could vary from 1,500 at least to.... quite a bit. from More colourful tattoos require more time to remove and are more expensive, black ink is cheaper. The overall cost will depend on the type of tattoo you have. There will still be traces of the pigment left over after your first treatment, and it can take six months to almost completely remove the tattoo.

If this is too much time to have Strawberry where she is, you might also be able to get a cover-up tattoo, although, I'm not sure exactly how you would do that with little Strawberry Shortcake... A good tattoo artist could tell you what options you have in that vein.



If all else fails, you could try and talk your girlfriend into getting Huckleberry Pie... to even the playing field a little bit.
Reply:Are you absolutely sure that it's the tattoo she is laughing at?
Reply:Expect to fork out much more than it cost to have it done in the first place. Laser removal is expensive and unpredictable, I'm afraid. Your best bet is to google ' tattoo laser removal' and find a clinic near you to get an estimate and consultation. It all depends on the size of your tattoo!
Reply:hahahahhaha. wait doyou really have the tattoo? or are you joking
Reply:its not expensive... just get a reall sharp razor and cut a hunk of your skin out. Otherwise you will have to fork out some big bucks and endure the pain and humiliation of getting the laser removal treatments...
Reply:thats so kool do not take the cake off!
Reply:HAHAHA.

Well, in all honesty I can't feel bad for you...that's just pure stupidity on your part.



Laser treatments can add up. They're atleast $500 or more per session with 10-15 sessions. This process doesn't even completely remove the tattoo, it just fades it. So in the end it's a complete waste of money unless you plan on getting a black inked tatt over it.



It's on your ***, you don't have to look at it, your girlfriend will stop thinking it's funny, so don't worry about it.
Reply:Hahahaha!!! ummm... there is a new laser technique to remove tattoos and I've heard that it's not that expensive. Call one dermatologist and ask.

But the question here is...: why the heck did u get a Strawberry Shortcake tattoo.... in your butt? :P
Reply:I'll remove it for $73.00
Reply:well buddy i really but tatto are permanent unless you got money$$$$ TO REMOVE IT SO SORRY
Reply:look up a product called wrecking balm. It's a painless way to remove tats.
Reply:This question made me laugh!!!
Reply:Doesn't Strawberry Shortcake play QB for the Pats?
Reply:haha!!!
Reply:thats funny
Reply:not sure
Reply:leave it it's funny
Reply:haha



serves you right for betting on the Patriots







if you really want an answer, talk to a laser removal place

but since this appears to be just for laughs.....mission accomplished
Reply:dude you shouldve of seen this coming, i bet the tattoo artist threw in some laughs....which was a clear sign of an ill omen